Previously, on Zeroes...
"I...am Hayden Christensen. And I...am a cheerleader!"
Me: Fuck you, Hayden Christensen!
Hayden Christensen: I can heal myself. Regenerative abilities, baby! Healing factor!
Me: Oh. Really? Imma kick your ass, bitch.
So I kicked his ass. Again. And again.
HC: Aren't...you...going to eat my brain?
Me: Claire, that's disgusting. And you sucked on Star Wars.
HC: My name is...Hayden Christensen. It's not Claire...OOF!
Me: Stupid pretty boy. Regenerate THIS!
Missy Elliot: I...am Missy Elliot! And I can manipulate the space time continuum!
Me: Oh Yeah? Git back into prison, bitch! Go marmalade some pussies, you fucking ho!
Missy: That's Lil' Kim, you idiot!
Mo-Sunder Raj: Hi. I am Mo-Sunder Raj, who is the brother of Mo-Keevan Raj.
Me: I don't give a shit. Bam!
MR: Ah! You shot me!
Me: With MIND bullets!
MR: Oh yeah. You shot me...With MIND bullets!
Me: Goddamn fuckers who can't even memorize their scripts. So who's next? Huh? Who's next?
Nikki Sanders: I am Nikki Sanders! And I can fry chikins fast! I'm finger-lickin' good!
Me: I will use my super-richness and hire an assassin to kill you, cause I sure as hell not touching those puppies.
Assassin: Bam!
AL: AHHH! Your wealth powers are stronger than my chikin powers!
Horn-Rimmed Glasses Guy: I am Noah! I wear Horn-Rimmed Glasses!
Me: Imma rip those glasses and smash 'em. Mash 'em!
HRG: Noooo! I can't see!
The dreaded genocide has already occured. So there is no reason for this series to continue. The world is dead. Tough. Now live with it.
