Friday, November 21, 2008

Tales from the Drunk Side:

As the world's greatest writer, I must say I am quite pleased with my work this week.

I managed to do a Herculean amount of shit. You wouldn't believe what I did.

I read some shit as well. A lot of shit.

Again, I amaze myself.

I am just that damn good.

I see stormclouds in the horizon, though.

I see a lot of things still left to be done. I am not finished yet.

This is just the tip of my dick. Wait till it's full thrust time, bitch!

When it comes full swing, you will know my name as the Lord! When I lay my penis upon thee.

Oh well. In the meantime, I have my good ol' Jaka Denial. And Coke.