Thursday, November 27, 2008

Tales from the Drunk Side: Mustard Your Hole

Man. I want to fuck her. I want to poop on her knee and mustard her hole.

I got your genie right here! Right here!

But I have discovered, through empirical observation nonetheless, that the best dancers are not the best fucks.

Maybe they're much too tired after dancing, see? Or since they have expended so much sexual energy seducing everyone that they have nothing else left in the sack.

However. As a fun-the-mentalist Muslim and a terrorist, I approve of this video. Makes me have a hard-on. And anything that makes me have a hard-on is good.