Sunday, November 23, 2008

The Empire Strikes Back

I told you so.

I mean, I'm sorry and all, but, I told you so.

I'm right, you're WRONG.

Can't help it, man.

If you are not entirely sure you can crush them, do not go directly against them.

David and Goliath is a romantist fantasy. But unless you're wielding a pretty mean slingshot, NO.

And now, headliners, yo!

People are dicks. The more you beat on them, the larger they get and the larger their egos get. And they do get a pleasure out of all this. While your hands get tired. Your muscles might develop, but only to masturbate more dicks.

Look at Barrack Hussein Obama. He did not make his race the focal point of his campaign. Oh, it's there on the table, all right, but he didn't trumpet it as widely as some idiots here would.

Why? Cause he knows the rules. He still needs that racist heartland vote. He still needs white people to vote for him, and he sure as hell is not going to alienate them. Cause they are still the majority.

This country has a different set of rules. Laws. And there are still people breaking them.

Example: speed limits. We have speed limits, and every day, people go over it. Some get caught. Some don't.

And most people who break it, they know full well what they're doing. And they would do it again, regardless whether they get caught or not.

They would still make that illegal u-turn, run red lights, even though it is CLEAR it is wrong.

And they do not face a nationwide persecution. Why? Cause there is no concerted effort to go and fight the authorities on this. Cause they know they will lose.

Say there is a 'Deviant Motorists Association' - a society for drivers who do not give a fuck about rules. And they start doing shit and drawing attention to themselves. What the fuck is gonna happen?

Two things.


A. They win and laws get ammended.

B. Nothing happens. But they get targeted. Systematically. The JPJ and the Police can call in the big guns - Tanks and Apache helicopters - and start blasting DMAs out of the roads.

The bigger you make yourself, the easier people can hit you.


1. Always, always, know the rules.

The most successful criminals in the world know the law better than lawyers. They know politics. They know public perception. You gotta do your homework in order to break rules, man. You can't simply break 'em.

You gotta know exactly what you're breaking. What you're going against.

2. Play within the rules.

Within the scope of public perception, the greatest player I have ever seen is Dr M.

He knows what the rules are, and he does whatever he wants, while abiding by those rules.

"I didn't fire my deputy, the courts charged him. I can't make an exception for one person. No one is above the law."

"Nasty people, they might say this guy is blablabla."

The guy's a genius. Always learn from geniuses. Don't learn from fucktards. Or people who get shot. Do you wanna get shot?

3. Subterfuge

If direct approaches don't seem to work, always go through the back door.

Traffic violators continue to do whatever they want, cause they know the rule is: YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT IN MALAYSIA. AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT.

Create plausible deniabilities. Something that would stand in court. Court of law. Court of public perception.

Cause if you keep doing what you do, one day, if it becomes the norm, that could be the law. You can change the rules by respecting the rules. Rules are neither for you nor against you. They're neutral. And neutered. Rules are populist. They suck up to popular perception.

Oh, and then there's one more thing.

4. The neutrals.

Most people don't give a shit about your cause. People like me. Cause we have our own causes. And I don't expect any of you to give a fuck about my cause.

The last thing you want to do is shove your shit down our throats. Take it from me. I shoved my shit down people's throats before. Gag reflex, yo!

Yeah, man.

So know the rules. Play by the rules. Respect the rules. Let the neutrals make their own minds. And then do whatever you want. And don't get caught.