Monday, March 2, 2009

The Valenzetti Equation

In Lost, I am most fond of the character Benjamin Linus.

Unfortunately, I think I have more similarities with Jack.

Jack is a superhero racked (wrecked? wracked?) with guilt. I am a superhero who likes racks.

Jack's been to Thailand, where he befriended and slept with a woman called Achara. I went to Thailand and met a woman similarly named.

Jack was betrayed by almost all women he ever loved. Me? No chance of that happening anymore. Not because I turned gay, but because I have decided to hate everyone.

Jack tries to help everyone. I do too, with similar results.

Jack is a man of science. SCIENCE! TESLA! Ditto.

But honestly? I prefer to be Ben.