I raced to it, only to find that I missed the call.
Oh noes!
So I waited. Waited for it to ring again. Patiently.
The I got bored, so I went to Superdickery.com - one of my top 10 websites ever.
And I found THIS:
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It was a means to construct a time machine out of ordinary household items.
So I went back in time and answered my BLACKBERRY.
OH. MY. INVISIBLE PINK UNICORN!
It's yet another offer to do a TV show.
Man.
And I know just exactly what to do that would work for both the TV channel and another media organisation.
Man, I am so good. And Nasty. Really Nasty.