Monday, March 23, 2009

Holy Blackberrys, BadMan!

I was just about to go to sleep when suddenly, the phone rang. Sorry, when my BLACKBERRY rang.

I raced to it, only to find that I missed the call.

Oh noes!

So I waited. Waited for it to ring again. Patiently.

The I got bored, so I went to Superdickery.com - one of my top 10 websites ever.

And I found THIS:



It was a means to construct a time machine out of ordinary household items.

So I went back in time and answered my BLACKBERRY.

OH. MY. INVISIBLE PINK UNICORN!

It's yet another offer to do a TV show.

Man.

And I know just exactly what to do that would work for both the TV channel and another media organisation.

Man, I am so good. And Nasty. Really Nasty.