Thursday, April 1, 2010

Tales from the Drunk Side: Better than the Pope

As the world's greatest spiritual superstar, I will show you - all of you - the power of good and the way of the magic.

It's very simple, really.

1. In order to be free, you must surrender.

Islam, in Arabic, means 'surrender'. It doesn't mean anything but accepting how things are. In order to be effective, you need to first be okay with current things, and move from there.

2. In order to be free, you must let go

Let go of all desires. Any desire is a way for people to get at you.

Desires include money, women, approval, attention, recognition, validation, position etc.

Also, the desire to live or see your family alive.

When you have any desires, you are fucked because anyone can threaten you with a stick or dangle a carrot and you are theirs.

3. In order to be free, you must make a pilgrimage to Thailand

Thailand is a spiritual and physical experience. It is the source of all power. Spend time there with the whore-priestesses of Shabda Oud and learn all you can.

The last lesson from Thailand is to live without Thailand. When you understand that, no power in the universe can touch you.