Monday, April 19, 2010


Just finished 24, the TV series.

Now, imagine if Jack Bauer worked at 7-11.

Previously, on 24-7...

Tony Almeida: Jack! We don't have enough ice to face the morning rush!

Jack Bauer: Chloe, get me the president!

Chloe O'Brien: He's on Com 5. Please standby.

President of 7-11: Jack?

Jack Bauer: Mr President.

P7-11: We need that ice to be at that outlet within the hour, or the free world will die!

JB: I'm on it, Mr President.

Tony: The guy who stole all the ice from the truck is Habib Marwan. A known ice-terrorist.

Tony: Jack, what are you going to do? Jack?

Chloe: He left. I... I think he's going to rob another 7-11 to get more ice for us.

Bill Buchanan: That's crazy!

The following takes place between 2am and 3am...