I was on a horse. On special request from Ernie Hudson.
Ernie Hudson (right) with Burt Bacarach.
There was an angry mob of motherfuckers, waiting to fight. I rode up to them.
Me: I, am The Malay Male.
Guy 1: You're not The Malay Male! The Malay Male is eight feet tall!
Guy 2: The Malay Male has four arms! ANd four dicks!
Me: Yes. Yes. And I can also shoot lightning bolt from my arse. I AM The Malay Male! This is MAH house!
Guy 3: So what do we do?
To be continued...