Friday, April 30, 2010

Buddha the Barbarian: My Arse

I was on a horse. On special request from Ernie Hudson.

Ernie Hudson (right) with Burt Bacarach.

There was an angry mob of motherfuckers, waiting to fight. I rode up to them.

Me: I, am The Malay Male.

Guy 1: You're not The Malay Male! The Malay Male is eight feet tall!

Guy 2: The Malay Male has four arms! ANd four dicks!

Me: Yes. Yes. And I can also shoot lightning bolt from my arse. I AM The Malay Male! This is MAH house!

Guy 3: So what do we do?

To be continued...