Saturday, April 24, 2010

The Lord of the Thing: Return of the Thing

Man, I am too tired to die.

So I got back from Kuantan today. Meeting my family has always been a draining experience, but this one wasn't so bad.

My father's condition is stabilising, in the sense that he's not getting any worse, but he's not getting any better either.

After getting back, I immediately went to a farewell party of a colleague. I just joined the early parts, as after The Two Towers, I felt like kicking people in the face. Too tired, so I hopped on a ride and showed some people porn, by demand.

The trip to Kuantan sowed the seeds of many stories. One of which was when I met an old friend. She's 36 and has never married.

"I haven't one to fit my list," she said.

Curious, I asked, "What's on your list?"

"Only one thing. He must be a good person."

"Ouch. That's harsh. Good people don't exist anymore."

I, myself, am THE Ancient Spirit of Evil. Good people have all been phased out by grey people. I'm not grey. I'm evil.

As a family of educators, I discussed with my family the possibility of catching idiots and spaying as well as neutering them.

It's easy. If any kid gets the last place in class, he or she will be neutered or spayed.

Any poor outreach programme would include capturing of rempits and idiots, and after an IQ test, we spay or neuter them.

There are simply too many idiots around.

Man, I was so fucking tired, I fell asleep in front of the TV just now. I think it's time I turn in. Got a full day tomorrow.