Thursday, May 21, 2009

Discovery Travel and Fucking

Oh my God! And, Oh my Science!

Where the fuck did these Malays come from?

The place is teeming with Malays!

Oh, there goes a token Chinese dudette.

You know what, these Malay chicks, with some makeover, can pass off as Thais.

Get rid of that dress. Wear tigh-fitting clothes. Short skirt. Clear heels. And start eating MOAR lemongrass and lime leaves.

But my God, the attitude! Very few smile, and those who do seem to have an itch on their clitorises. Gatal biji kelentit.

They need to understand that in order to get Farang dollars, the promise or suggestion of sex is worth more than the sex itself.

I mean, sex is cheap. Airfare, hotel rooms, food and transportation are not.

So these Malay women need to buck up and start enticing Farangs. Now, more than ever.