I was wallowing in angst and guilt, when I rediscovered the last remnant of the planet Pimpton. My home planet.
As soon as I touched the crystal, a hologram of Marlon Brando was projected.
Marlon Brando: You are the last son of Pimpton. As time is measured on Earth, many thousands of years have passed.
Me: Oh yeah? Fuck you!
And I smashed the crystal to pieces.
With great powers, come great opportunities!
