Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Hot Air

I've been farting like crazy all day. Took MC cause I was going to the toilet between 3-6 times an hour this morning.

Feel dehydrated. Farted my own body weight in hot air.

So I didn't go to work today. One doesn't simply fart into Mordor!

Oh well. I'm getting some much-deserved rest now.

Let Destruction reign supreme! With or without me!