I was trawling the websites when I came accross this weekly poll at Mango Weekly.
They describe a few types of girls in Thailand. All pictures from that website
I have my views.
1. The university type.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj49twgb9QKr34Dg_Rt77XnhfL8vqM3FL2Arx29XwkeOpB018DiM5ugqWEsfd93Z5Y_f3s-723IK9uSvxD-UXm70ReOoPALaMt1aSjCieFWbwUM57VE5NP6hPU1aUOPZ67tEXIk2brDkkU4/s400/lfuni.jpg)
Probability of being a Man: 5%
Language Skills: 10-70%
Danger of being a minor: 10-30%
Usually found in part-time places and certain massage parlours, the university types used to be my Holy Grail.
Their language skills vary. Some are well-versed in English and other languages (Japanese, Chinese dialects, Bahasa Malaysia, German, French, etc.) Most, though, can only speak Thai.
This is the type I would go for most. Not too dirty-looking, girl-next-door wholesome goodness.
2. The Spinner Type
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBFkaZ7gpXGRvpN1DpvZCKWCfHK07rSqaTXpSFEo_dhDuP5PMMinFNKarnGDlzzXiZyblWGyAy4BcvUnz7HGn8rUUlVcYEivYVsG30OefqPhw5KKRxURJrVsus2j7AtCCeih3utXXneRv0/s400/lfspinner.jpg)
Probability of being a Man: 3%
Language Skills: 10-40%
Danger of being a minor: 30-70%
I don't know why they are called 'spinner'. But it is fun to imagine.
I generally stay away from 'spinners'. Unless they can produce documentation of their real age.
Remember. All that Glitters...
3. Coyote Dancers
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgu-ASDewv6XFPW4kdNOgbDZOhEsMLeAnAyMFiujt0ny_H9JswIlWq2tv1BnpTI-Dv9A3SVfVPf7KnnPqTnXiKGZc9Fch3LJhPxj5zesRXHkXKdLCF4hpkxKfC_Q_E5QQ4eTCp52jZBCXNt/s400/lfcoyote.jpg)
Probability of being a Man: 10%
Language Skills: 20-70%
Danger of being a minor: 10-40%
I have a thing for dancers.
Some have mixed around with a lot of Caucasians to pick up the language. Or probably Japanese, which makes it easier to communicate.
4. The Model Type
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUoPgqj5dkFWhrjeUg4V1Gw8Su_F_RMwVHfeIdWj7lQ5aoP1zYR5Hs4zbpdM62vMCVzG_uQmvOVQU8QCj8OYELY8QV7dzetuRIk-AXaoua6UH8UZ2N-H33gJWkaBa6JGzd_A2nG3-AHeLw/s400/lfdmodel.jpg)
Probability of being a Man: 30%
Language Skills: 10-40%
Danger of being a minor: 10-20%
Warning! Warning!
Anything or anyone that has a higher than 10% probability of being a man? Skip it.
5. The Model Type 2
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNJzeYFnmV9boqKUinGY7-wXFLBuQDZElY0uDg8aKWdOXzeWr34vS8YuoCVyIblSUSbVQSofkxEIq_YHjSTwscmRQIQRsYEp0VgbIsM8tuZz-yC588BvwCIKGr2yhZj5OFvXNzxXg1oUOb/s400/lflmodel.jpg)
Probability of being a Man: 10%
Language Skills: 10-30%
Danger of being a minor: 10-20%
This is the fairer, Chinese-Thai look. You get two ethnicities in one. Like a dual core processor.
Easily found anywhere in Thailand.
6. The Actress Type
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCqXnOtwD1jfUSMzlS6A0UaHzqphm59RPBgUv5OpNBRtTuZExPnEWvU56CIvVKW1EMCaui8GbJaH-b0Hersxz-Zoc3F1wz6qMtWjX1sVrnC-p9B3osgsoVPl_pz9ltxh7ZUdVTLs_jFK5D/s400/lfactress.jpg)
Probability of being a Man: 40%
Language Skills: 10-70%
Danger of being a minor: 10-20%
This is an actress.
Warning! WARNING! WARNING!
Pimp Senses tingling! Stay the fuck away, man. For the greater good.