Out of sheer boredom, I have decided to declare war on Facebook and Kanye West.
Facebook sucks. Facebook is stupid. Being on Facebook is stupid. I don't care who's on Facebook. I hate Facebook.
Why? I don't have a particular reason. I could write a 10,000 word essay on why it sucks, but that's too much effort, and I'm too busy.
Who gives a shit? Facebook sucks, and that is that.
And Kanye West?
Well:
Anyone wearing those gay shades should die. Horribly. Like getting torched in his Ferrari or have his Picasso fall on his head or something. Or choke on truffles.
I hate Kanye West.
