It has come to this.
Out of sheer boredom, I have decided to declare war on Facebook and Kanye West.
Facebook sucks. Facebook is stupid. Being on Facebook is stupid. I don't care who's on Facebook. I hate Facebook.
Why? I don't have a particular reason. I could write a 10,000 word essay on why it sucks, but that's too much effort, and I'm too busy.
Who gives a shit? Facebook sucks, and that is that.
And Kanye West?
Anyone wearing those gay shades should die. Horribly. Like getting torched in his Ferrari or have his Picasso fall on his head or something. Or choke on truffles.
I hate Kanye West.