Sunday, April 12, 2009

Dick



I support the one-school system, but this is a bit too much.

Dialogue:

Leela: Encik Chan, nasib baik kamu masuk sekolah kebangsaan. Dapat kamu berkomunikasi dengan baik.

Chan: Betullah kata Cik Leela. Tak sia-sia kerajaan membuka sekolah kebangsaan. Kita dapat hidup aman damai walaupun berlainan kaum.

Salma: ...

Salma: I want some dick! Can you help me get some DICK! I want a DICK inside my bunghole right NOW!

Salma: I want DICK! I want a COCK so bad, I'm going to KFC, yo!

Chan: ...

Leela: ...

Chan: Cik Salma! Eh! Apa ni! Apa ni!

Leela: Twat and DICK! Breakfast of champions.

Salma: Mmmmmm. Dick.