Thursday, December 11, 2008

Truly Outrageous

I heard and read somewhere that they're doing a GI Joe movie. An A-Team movie. And Transformers 2. And get this - ANOTHER He-Man movie. Greyskull or some shit.

When are they going to do a Jem and the Holograms movie? I wanna fuck Kimber. Or Jazz.

Jazz is one of the Misfits. She can't read, so it's like fucking a fucktard, only she's hot. I THINK her name was Jazz. Who the fuck cares?

And Kimber, man. I'd like to stuff my penis in her vagina. She's got like, issues, and I want her to empty her aggression on my dick.

But you know who I'd really, really like to fuck? Synergy. Yeah, I got the hots for Synergy. She can be anything and anyone. It's like fucking Mystique. Only - 80s.

It can be like that Beyonce-Jennifer Hudson movie. You know, the one about the California Raisins? Whatsaname? Beloved? No, that's Oprah. Glitter? Gigli? Showgirls?

Ugh. Bad movies. Baaad, baaad movies.

How about a Boston Legal movie, since the series ended recently?

Or LA Law. Or as some people call it - LaLaw. I kid you not. La-Law.

But yeah. A Jem and the Holograms movie. Hey! Let's make it a porno!