Tajuk: Intelligentsia! Intelligentsia!
Objektif: Sesaja.
Radas: Satu skrin putih, pemetik api Zippo (original), laser projector(pinjam), tiga mangkuk tandas, tiga pelakon, Woody Harrelson.
Hadas: Besar.
Bahan-bahan: Slide Powerpoint atau video yang tidak relevant. Atau mungkin video yang gila babi artsy-fartsy nak mampus.
Kaedah:
1. Tiga orang pelakon duduk dalam pose 'The Thinker' atas mangkuk tandas. Sebuah skrin putih diletakkan di tengah-tengah. Slaid powerpoint dipampang atas skrin tadi.
2. Muzik dimainkan. Hentam ajelah lagu apa-apa. Powerpoint presentation atau video pendek masih berjalan dalam gelung, atas skrin.
3. Muzik padam, Pelakon 1 bangun dari mangkuk tandas. Dia akan berkata-kata dan ayatnya kemudian disambung oleh Pelakon 2. Pelakon 2 berkata-kata dan disambung pula oleh Pelakon 3. Kerana penonton semuanya bodoh, maka setiap rujukan akan dijelaskan. Sepanjang Trialogue ini, ketiga-tiga pelakon akan melakukan aksi melancap dengan tangan mereka. Begitulah seadanya.
Pelakon 1: Only after disaster can you be resurrected. Only after you have lost everything are you free to do anything. Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart.
Pelakon 2: Fight Club, yo!
Pelakon 3: My soul is an island! My car is a Ford.
Pelakon 1: She's All That, yo!
Pelakon 2: Pussy is like Visa - accepted everywhere!
Pelakon 3: Chris Rock, yo!
Pelakon 1: Engkaulah pelacur jalanan, namun akulah syaitan.
Pelakon 2: Amir Hafizi, yo!
Pelakon 3: Setiap yang baru akan bertukar menjadi buruk.
Pelakon 1: Pak Samad, yo! Atau A Samad Said. Erm...yo!
Pelakon 2: 'The Devil made me do it.' I have never made any of them do anything!
Pelakon 3: Lucifer, yo! From The Sandman Comics! By Neil Gaiman - Chaos be Upon Him!
Pelakon 1: Ezekiel 25:17 - the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, in the spirit of charity and good will, sheperds the weak from the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name as the Lord! When I lay my vengeance upon thee!
Pelakon 2: Pulp Fiction, yo!
Pelakon 3: Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!
Pelakon 1: Stone Cold Steve Austin, yo!
Pelakon 2: A pig that thinks he's a dog!
Pelakon 3: Babe, yo!
Pelakon 1: She shivers in the wind like the last leaf on a dying tree...
Pelakon 2: Sin City, yo!
Pelakon 3: Give them NOTHING! And take from them, EVVVVVERYTHING!
Pelakon 1: 300, yo!
Pelakon 2: I ROCK, and ROLL, all day long, SWEET SUZY!
Pelakon 3: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, yo!
Pelakon 1: That's a lot of NUTS! You want FRIES with that?!
Pelakon 2: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, yo!
Pelakon 3: Wiuwiuwiuwiuwiuwiue...WERKH!
Pelakon 1: Kung Pow...AGAIN?
Pelakon 2: I do not give a flying fuck.
Pelakon 3: Amir Hafizi, yo!
Pelakon 1: And now, I shall show you my Woody!
Woody Harrelson enters stage left, waves, and exits stage right.
Pelakon 2: This play is so...meta! So...post-modern! Lookitme, breaking the fourth wall, ho!
Pelakon 3: And we're all gay! We're so fucking high art!
Pelakon 1: Oh man, hand me a tissue cause I just came.
The End.
