Thursday, December 11, 2008


I am sitting here, wallowing in self-pity.

Wallow! Wallow! Ohhhhhh! Wallow!

Oh, Danny boyyy! O, Danny boyyy!

Okay, okay. Enough of that shit.

Now, for some self-loving.

When I was down and out. For the count. I was there for me.

I backed myself up. I was my rock. Gibraltar and shit.

Everything I do, I do it for me.

I am my greatest hero.

I am everything I am, because I loved me.

Celine Dion, yo!

Where the fuck were you? I was here. Right here with me.

I am the light of my life.

I wish that I could be turned to rock now, so that I could be with myself forever.

I am the greatest. I am so cool.

If I could, I would give myself a blowjob everyday.

But I already came today. So maybe another day.