I am sitting here, wallowing in self-pity.
Wallow! Wallow! Ohhhhhh! Wallow!
Oh, Danny boyyy! O, Danny boyyy!
Okay, okay. Enough of that shit.
Now, for some self-loving.
When I was down and out. For the count. I was there for me.
I backed myself up. I was my rock. Gibraltar and shit.
Everything I do, I do it for me.
I am my greatest hero.
I am everything I am, because I loved me.
Celine Dion, yo!
Where the fuck were you? I was here. Right here with me.
I am the light of my life.
I wish that I could be turned to rock now, so that I could be with myself forever.
I am the greatest. I am so cool.
If I could, I would give myself a blowjob everyday.
But I already came today. So maybe another day.
