I need to chuck some shit from my head.
'Sliding down the bannister' is incorrect.
It's always 'sliding down the bannisters' plural. Or 'sliding down the balustrade'.
A bannister is one of those small pillar-like things that support the balustrade.
Some people have a need to be a victim. It's the only way they know to survive.
Some people ARE evil.
The deck of the USS Enterprise in WWII was made of wood.
The P-51 Mustang was also made partly of wood. To save costs.
Some people have a need to be desired. They're the most pathetic whores on earth.
The Spitfire was revolutionary in its wing design.
Michael Caine and Christopher Walken are the two greatest actors on earth.