Monday, December 8, 2008

Close Encounters with the Breeding Kind

Rationing out our cut-off water supplies, we were attacked by a horde of breeders masquerading as guests during Raya Haji.

Their purpose? To steal our water. To use our bathrooms and our toilets. To drink our reserve.

And complain. Complain. Complain.

This is what happens when you breed like dogs. Have more than 12 kids. And you can't take care of them.

So what do you do?

Menyusahkan orang lain.

It's your choice. So it's your responsibility.

Next time you want to breed, take a pill. Arsenic pill.