The title is an oxymoron. Because politicians are morons.
If I am a politician in Kuantan, now would be the time to suck up to the people. Photo op time, motherfucker!
Simply kick down the doors of Jabatan Air Negeri Pahang and start demanding results.
Then, commandeer a water truck or two - even get the fire brigade's help or something - and start distributing water to the village people.
Invite the Press and help carry buckets for an elderly or two. Most politicians in Pahang have four-wheel drives. Simply help some people to carry water to their homes. Give them a free ride or something.
Invite the Press, of course. Take pictures. Pose.
Tell the villagers, "The water shortage is because of this and that. After this and that village, I am going back to Jabatan Bekalan Air Negeri Pahang to demand results."
Do some politicking, for God's sake. You guys are fucking politicians.
And get this: you don't even have to lie about it.
It's a pretty simple thing and for someone who's paid to do it anyway, you'll get extra mileage from doing this bullshit.
It is the time for you to get support.
Well, it's too late now. Politicians have even failed to do what they are paid to do - pose for pictures.
What stupid motherfucking idiots.
Next election, people will remember that you came to their areas only when you need something from them.
And you didn't give a shit, or at least pretend to give a shit, when they didn't have enough water to shit.
What stupid fucking morons.
