Monday, July 26, 2010

Seven Positions of the Boddhisativa: Porn Breakthrough

I always thought that there are a maximum of five men a woman can please at any one time.

Vagina, anus, mouth, left hand, right hand, right?

I just saw something that blew my mind.

The correct maximum number, is actually nine. NINE!

Vagina, anus, mouth, left hand, right hand, left foot, right foot, left boob, right boob.

So it is possible for one woman to take on nine men. Nine dicks.

I never thought of that before. My mind has just been expanded. Which does nothing for my constant thing with my ego, but hey, it's good to know.