Friday, January 15, 2010

Apotheosis: To BOLDly Go

I am using a Blackberry Bold 9700 (or Bold II) to write this post this on my blog.

Used to only entry-level devices, this experience with the Bold II has made me a God. Apotheosis, yo!

I choose to be the Atheist God Atheismo.

Man! This keypad is so smooth. It's like pressing down on 35 tiny tits. Mmmmm.

And I can finally watch YouTube with almost no hassle. Man! If it weren't for all these people, I would run my dick all over this keypad.

Who is your God now, huh? Huh?