So last night, somebody or something hit me on the head with a silly stick. So I went out of the club and called for a cab.
Suddenly, a samurai with the head of a teddy bear, on a huge motorcycle showed up and started attacking me with two wakizashis.
Teddy Samurai: Freako Samurai! I search for the Number One Headbutt. Give it to me!
Me: Gay motherfucker.
So I whipped out the Key to Vector Sigma and defeated him in one slash. And then I went to a tree and gave it the Number One Headbutt.
Teddy Samurai: Ahhh! The Number One Headbutt!
And then a cab arrived and I went home.