Saturday, July 4, 2009

The Journey Home

So last night, somebody or something hit me on the head with a silly stick. So I went out of the club and called for a cab.

Suddenly, a samurai with the head of a teddy bear, on a huge motorcycle showed up and started attacking me with two wakizashis.

Teddy Samurai: Freako Samurai! I search for the Number One Headbutt. Give it to me!

Me: Gay motherfucker.

So I whipped out the Key to Vector Sigma and defeated him in one slash. And then I went to a tree and gave it the Number One Headbutt.

Teddy Samurai: Ahhh! The Number One Headbutt!

And then a cab arrived and I went home.