Monday, February 16, 2009

Modesty Blaise

I woke up at 6pm today (yes, PM) and was immediately bombarded by demands from BN people that I surrender Elizabeth Wong's nude pictures.

I was like, "Wha?"

Apparently, somebody circulated a doctored Press Release from Elizabeth Wong claiming The Malay Male has threatened to publish her nude photos.

Actually, that last one was entirely untrue.

They apparently assumed that since I have seen A LOT of porn, that I would also have Eli Wong's naked pix.

Truth be told, I have no interest in Elizabeth Wong's nacked pictures. I thank her for it, but am not interested.

I am worried that like Chua Soi Lek's porn video, it would set a precedent amongst politicians. Especially the ones with flagging careers.

I have no wish to see Karpal Singh in the nude. Or Khir Toyo. Or Lim Kit Siang. Or Pak Lah.

And as with the Chua Soi Lek incident, I do not believe it is something to get excited about. People who get excited about nude pics of politicians - unless that politician is Jessica Alba - are stupid.

Already, the monkeys are jumping up and down.

I saw my first porn when I was nine years old. A friend passed it to me. Even at that young age, I knew instinctively to act unaffected, lest I be deemed uncool or labeled 'politician'.

Look, nude pics and porn are their own personal business. Making a hoo-haa out of it will create a Paris Hilton, who built an empire out of one porn video.

It's just tits and ass, man. And I've seen better.