In my travels, I have seen the future. And what a strange future it is.
Consider these headlines ten years from now:
NEVER AGAIN: SODOMY LEGALISED
THE BACK-HAND! SODOMY IS NOW LEGAL!
SODOMY LEGALISED - PM
YOU CAN NOW HAVE YOUR ASS AND EAT IT TOO
APPLE LAUNCHES iCHASTITY TO COMBAT ASS-RAPE
BLOGGING ASS - DOCTORS DISCOVER NEW SYNDROME, SIMILAR TO TENNIS ELBOW
SONY'S PLAYSTATION 6 COMES WITH FREE CHASTITY BELT. TEST MARKET TO RIVAL iCHASTITY FROM APPLE
BRUBACK MOUNTAIN: ROCKY CAUGHT RED-HANDED
PRICE OF KY JELLY TO BE RAISED TO RM4 PER ML
KY JELLY A CONTROLLED ITEM - CONSUMER AFFAIRS MINISTER
MALAYSIA TO MANUFACTURE OWN 'HALAL' KY JELLY
KJ JELLY HITS MARKET
AL-LIWATI - OPTIMISED FOR SODOMITES
SODOMY LAWS DRAFTED INTO CONSTITUTION
SODOMY LAWS ON THE BACKBURNER - PROTEST FROM LESBIAN GROUPS
UMNO BACKBENCHERS CLUB TO CHANGE NAME TO UMNO SUPPORTERS
Indeed. A strange future. A queer one.
