Thursday, July 17, 2008

Anwar Arrested by Dessert-Wielding Police Officers

From Nurul Izzah's blog:

Dad was arrested by the cops whilst on his way to the IPK to give his statement. The cops gave till 2pm for dad to report but still arrested him before the deadline. Dad was on his way back home to have lunch in Bukit Segambut, and then head to the IPK but the cops blocked off the road and arrested him like a criminal. And the cops who arrested him were Special Squad cops with balaclavas!!! Is that necessary!!!

Caption: A baclava

So imagine this: some police officers wore this dessert on their heads -- as a disguise, maybe? -- and then arrested Anwar.

Does Anwar, like, has a weakness against dessert or something? Or was it used to lure him out?

Police Officer:
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Anwar: smells so gooood. I can't help myself.

NI: No, dad! Don't go there! It's a trap!



And yes, I KNOW.