Butt first, the theme song:
Yoooo-EM!
Teret tet tereee.
He'll fight for freedom wherever there's trouble. Dr M is there!
Dr M! (a real Malaysian hero) Dr M is there!
It's Dr M against Pak Lah the enemy, fighting to save the day.
He never gives up; he's always there, fighting for freedom over land and air!
Dr M! (a real Malaysian hero) Dr M is there!
[Narrator: Dr M is the code name for Malaysia's daring, highly trained special mission force.
Its purpose: to defend human freedom against Pak Lah, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.]
He never gives up; he'll stay 'til the fight's won. Dr M will dare.
Dr M! (a real Malaysian hero) Dr M!
Teret tet tereee...
Yes, Dr M is Malaysia's first superhero. Like Steve Rogers, aka Captain America, Dr M signals the advent of the golden age of superheroes. Unfortunately, the Comic (sic) Code has made it impossible for superheroes to exist anymore.
In fact, a new breed of superheroes is trying to replace Dr M. For instance, The Gay Singaporean Hero.
Theme song:
I'MMMM GAY!
He'll fight for money wherever there's trouble. Kayyy-Jayyy* is there!
Kayyy-Jay! (a gay SIngaporean hero) Kaaay-Jay is there!
It's Kayyyy-Jayyy against Tun Dr M, fighting to save his ass.
He never gives up; he's always there, fighting for money over land and air!
Kayyy-Jay! (a gay SIngaporean hero) Kaaay-Jay is there!
[Narrator: Kayyy-Jayyy is the code name for Singapore's daring, highly trained special mission man.
Its purpose: to defend his money against Dr M, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.]
He never gives up; he'll stay 'til the fight's won. Kayy-Jayyy will dare.
Kayyy-Jay! (a gay SIngaporean hero) Kaaay-Jay is there!
*Kayy-Jayy - not to be confused with that ultimate champion of Malays - Khairy Jamaluddin, also known as KJ. KJ is definitely NOT gay. He's a manly-man. So manly, he's...ah, nevermind.
Never fear! And enjoy another batch of random facts about Malaysia's favourite superhero - Dr M.
1. When Dr M became Prime Minister, babies were born with the map of Malaysia on their backs. Three-headed calves were also delivered, and the blind miraculously recovered their sight.
2. B.C stands for Before CheDet.
3. Dr M was once the prince of Kapilavastu.
4. According to Pythagoras, Dr M's hypotenus squared is NOT equal to his sides squared.
5. Before going to bed, Chuck Norris checks his closet for Dr M.
6. Dr M is a rhombus.
7. Before Dr M, there were three stars closest to earth - The Father, The Sun and the Holy Ghost.
8. Dr M had a twin brother. He once bit Dr M at the arm. He died. Because every part of Dr M is poisonous.
9. Geiger created his radioactive counter to warn him if Dr M is near.
10. Once, Dr M farted. The world remembers this as Krakatoa. And the world had beatiful sunsets for decades after that.
11. A drop of blood from Dr M is enough to kill over 9,000 DAP members.
12. Vampires became extinct because they ran into Dr M.
13. The Statue of Collossus was modeled after Dr M. Life size.
14. Every time Dr M is hungry, his stomach growls. We call it an 'earthquake'.
15. After a journalist interviews Dr M, he or she immediately becomes Rocky.
16. When normal people touches electrical current, they get a shock. When Dr M touches an electrical current, the current gets a shock.
17. When Dr M speaks, everyone shuts up. Including himself.
18. An African money scammer once tried to scam Dr M. But the black paper actually turned to US dollars, when Dr M spit on it.
19. If you have 50 cents and Dr M has 50 cents, Dr M has more money than you.
20. You have three oranges. You give one to Dr M. You're dead.
