One of the best things about working at a newspaper was to come up with stupid headlines and titles to articles.
I remember a story I did about William Hung - the terror of American Idol - and it was titled GOOD WILL HUNG-TING. I think. Or was it WHERE THERE'S A WILL...
But there were others which were not used.
Example:
1. William Hung Interview
- WELL HUNG WILLIE
- BIG WILLIE STYLE
- THIS AIN'T WILLIE NELSON MUSIC! - taken from a line in 8 Mile's freestyle battles.
2. V for Vendetta movie review
- S FOR STUPID
- V FOR VAGINA
- V FOR VERY THE STUPID
- V FOR FUCK ALAN MOORE IN THE ASS
3. A TV page about several shows, including documentaries about rich girls, zebras and baboons
- ZEBRAS! BABOONS! GIRLS!
- BITCHES, WITCHES AND RICHES
4. Anwar's latest scandal
- TURKISH DELIGHT!
- ANWAR STRIKES BACK
- BACKSTREET BOYS: UNBREAKABLE
- BABY GOT BACK
- RETURN OF THE JUBUR
- A NEW GROPE
- RAIDERS OF THE LOST ASS
- THE BACK JOB
- HANCOCK RELEASED EARLY
- ANWAR'S LOT
- ANWAR'S FIST
- BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
- MALAYSIAN HISTORY A.S.S. (ANWAR'S SODOMY SCANDAL)
- STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU - about Anwar's supporters
- GET ON TOP - when Anwar becomes PM
- MEMASUKKAN ZAKAR DALAM DUBUR
- EVERY ASS YOU TAKE
- ANWAR CLAIMS DOUBLE JEOPARDY
- THE REAL SLIM ANUS
- DEEP IMPACT
- THE ABYSS
- SAVING ANWAR'S PRIVATES(CY)
- FORREST HUMP
- AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN
- A FEW GOOD MEN
- THE LYING KING
- DEJAVU SEORANG LELAKI
- JANGAN TONGGENG BELAKANG
- CINTA U-TURN
- TOTAL RECOIL
- CINDERELLA MAN
- MEN IN BACK
- CROUCHING SUKMA, HIDDEN SAIFUL
- DUDE, WHERE'S MY ASS? DUDE?
- ONCE YOU GO BACK...
- INTO THE BLUE
- ANWARCONDA
- DANGEROUS LIAISONS
