Thursday, July 24, 2008

Squirrelking - The Pinnacle of Human Evolution

But as God as my witness, no ONE, and I mean NO ONE, can write like Squirrelking - the undisputed God of fan-fiction.

I believe that he is much, much better than Peter Chimaera, as his stories have better texture and plot, as well as more brain damage.

Here, AGAIN, are movies by his worshippers, based on Squirrelking's sacred text.

Just know, that mankind was sent to earth to one day evolve and come up with shit like this. This is the pinnacle of human achievement. It's all downhill from here.

So enjoy THIS - mankind's greatest moment on earth:

And mankind's greatest moment on earth's sequel.