I looked at them and saw that these were actually photos of Anwar's arrest, which no one has!
I present them to you, along with some excerpts from a mysterious tape also dropped in front of my apartment.
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Anwar Ibrahim, was one day doing his political thing when suddenly...
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A baclava-head officer stopped him.
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"You must follow us and be arrested and shit like that," said the baclava-head officer.
"Why?" asked Anwar back to baclava-head officer.
"Because you are accuseed of butthurting that man, nyeee!"
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And Anwar said, "Ek elehhhh. I Iz Not GAY! M'kaayyy? Has wifey!"
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"Code 411. We need backup. Anwar is ...not cooperating."
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The Robocop showed up. Things were quickly resolved after that.
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"I'll get you back, Robobaclava!" Anwar yelled on top of LUNG!
Tune in next time to catch more fever-induced baclava nightmares. Same Baclava time, same baclava channel.