Saturday, June 6, 2009

Open Sesame

I got a free bottle opener from a Bangsar pub. I got a bottle opener, man. And I'm not afraid to use it. I'm fucking armed and dangerous.

Suddenly, a SWAT team bursts through the door.

SWAT: DROP the bottle opener!

Me: Fuck you, bitch! One move, and Imma pop a cap on this bottle of amber liquid.

SWAT: Nooooo!

Me: Oooh yess...


Glug glug glug.