Tuesday, June 16, 2009

In the Gutter

Damn, man. Maricar Reyes can sure fuck.

That's how you fuck a man, bitch! Use the hips! Use the hips like your vagina wants to suck all his cum.

Ooh yeah.

It feels like being raped, I could hazard a guess. The good type of rape.

Not the buttfucking rape type at full-residential schools. You people sure you want to get in?

Awh, man. Maricar Reyes' hip movements where she slams her cunt to the guy's dick is awesome.

Now, Eli Wong, THAT'S how you become a porn star. Don't worry about the pix. No one would mistake it for porn.

And if they do, they might delete their blogs.

Maricar Reyes' pussy is hungry for some dick.

Would you like to order a full plate of DICK?

Can I help you?

Can I help you to some DICK?

Man, from now on, THAT'S how we roll. That's how we fuck, ok?

Then maybe your husband won't beat your monkey ass to submission.