As the world's leading Internet guru, I bring to you: Ideas that Will Change Malaysia's Internet Tomorrow:
1. Smell-O-Net
- The Internet, with odor.
2. Fiercebook
- Only for LGBTs, wild animals and Anwar Ibrahim.
3. DAP Smears
- Like PAP Smears, but Malaysian.
4. PIS-M TV
- Watersports/Golden Showers charnelhouse.
5. UMNOCatsCanHasCheezburger
- To replace LOLcats. They has sames grammer.
6. Pelirbook
- MelayuBoleh's tablet device
7. BlackBurit
- Interracial Porn Smartphone
8. Titter
- Twitter for girls with big boobs.
9. CumShots
- Jeff Ooi's porn blog.
10. Rocky's Hos
- Da pimp in da house.
11. Another Guy Shits Bricks by the Wall
- Replacement for 2Girls1Cup
12. KennySial
- Kennysia hate site
13. NameWeeWee
- Pissin' site
14. Parpulori
- Extra-Large trucking site
15. MalaysiaKani
- Nabu chau cibai!
16. The Malaysian Inside Her
- Malaysian bragging rights website
17. Bugger
- Personal websites about ass-fucking.
18. MalaysiaTodi
- Pissing site
19. TheNutJob
- Playing with balls.
20. Mutaah.my
- A website for dubious 'contract marriages' (legalised prostitution).
