As the world's leading Internet guru, I bring to you: Ideas that Will Change Malaysia's Internet Tomorrow:
- The Internet, with odor.
- Only for LGBTs, wild animals and Anwar Ibrahim.
3. DAP Smears
- Like PAP Smears, but Malaysian.
4. PIS-M TV
- Watersports/Golden Showers charnelhouse.
- To replace LOLcats. They has sames grammer.
- MelayuBoleh's tablet device
- Interracial Porn Smartphone
- Twitter for girls with big boobs.
- Jeff Ooi's porn blog.
10. Rocky's Hos
- Da pimp in da house.
11. Another Guy Shits Bricks by the Wall
- Replacement for 2Girls1Cup
- Kennysia hate site
- Pissin' site
- Extra-Large trucking site
- Nabu chau cibai!
16. The Malaysian Inside Her
- Malaysian bragging rights website
- Personal websites about ass-fucking.
- Pissing site
- Playing with balls.
- A website for dubious 'contract marriages' (legalised prostitution).