Friday, December 24, 2010

Eve of Destruction

It will be Christmas Eve soon. Last night, I worked and then had some fun after earlier incapacitated in bed due to food poisoning. Met an old friend, with some interesting stuff.

Then, I spent the rest of the night trying to convince this girl that I'm depressed. It was no easy feat, and I ultimately failed.

"I'm depressed, really," I told her.

"You don't look depressed," she said.

"Really? What do I look like?"

"You look like someone who's having a laugh at the world."

"Maybe I am, but that kind of stuff never makes anyone happy."

"Then why are you smiling? And laughing? And why are your nipples all hard and stuff?"

"Not as hard as yours."