Saturday, May 8, 2010

Full Stop: Conversation Enders

Some people say to me, "You suck, Amir!"

And I say, "Nipples. I suck nipples. And clitorises. Clitori. Whatever. Labia major and labia minor."

And then they get this shocked look on their stupid faces.

"I also find that the small of the back is a good place to suck. And necks, and just behind the ears. Some areas on the thighs, etc."