Thursday, March 4, 2010

Rock Me Sexy Jesus

If religion were to come to humans only in the 21st Century, the spiritual figureheads all have to be celebrities.

Their books will be available on Kindle, compiled from blog posts, Twitter shit and Facebook status. And some content, like walking on water, healing the blind, splitting the moon in half, teleporting to Jerusalem, preaching to deer, fighting a giant with 44 heads, will all be uploaded on YouTube.

By 2010, they would have to come up with musicals.