Thursday, March 4, 2010

I Was a Teenage Nerd Aspirant

When I was growing up, I was going to be a nerd.

I was not in the A/V club. I wasn't even in the computer club. Fucking Logo. Yeah, we learned Logo.

As soon as there was a hint that being a nerd was cool, I stopped being one, and became really, really, really ridiculously good-looking.

I am not cool. So I stay away from things that make me cool. Like air-conditioning.

Like listening to current music.

Like being different.

Like being unhappy.

Being unhappy is so fucking cool right now. Well, actually it was cool five years ago, when I was doing it. Then I stopped. Cause I made it cool.

Nowadays, I'm just happy and satisfied and just ejaculating all over the place.