Saturday, March 6, 2010

Baby Shower

Am looking through photos where women throw baby showers at each other. Eeew.

And they have this thinga bout suggesting baby names. Since I am never going to have children, I think I'll suggest some names for other people's children:

1. Lucifer Morningstar

- No one will mess with him/her at school. No one. Give it some black eyeliner and eye-shadow. And paint the number 666 on his/her/it's body.

2. Wankathon Hypersigil

- because it's cool.

3. iPad

- It's like iMad, but even more of a loser.

4. Ahmad Brengun

- based on the real-life Ahmad Mesingan. Guaranteed heterosexuality.

5. Harimau Kumbang

- literally, Black Leopard.

6. Sang Kancil

- He/SHe will be the laughing stock of everyone till it dies.

7. Pantat Bernanah

- Pus-filled vagina. Hahahahaha!

8. Serangga

- Insect. Kah kah kah!

9. Optimus Prime

- He will never, ever, ask for toys, if you keep buying him Optimus Prime models.