Tuesday, October 28, 2008

A Precedented Attack on the Free World

I was about to go to sleep when I got pissed off with democracy and capitalism.

Fuck democracy. Fuck capitalism.

You know what we need? Giant robots. Something a 'free' market will never produce.

Now, with total control from some centralised bullshit, orders can be sent for death slaves to work on giant robots.

These robots must be bipedal, except a few that should be in hard shells. Each giant robot must have a voice-activated death ray the size of the SMART tunnel. On its crotch.

And then ejac - I mean, fire - at the opposition fuckers.

"FREEDOM OF SPEECH MY ASSSSSS!!!!"

KABOOM!

"SUCK THIS, YOU HYPOCRITICAL RACISTS!!!!"

BLOW-UP-ISH SOUND!!!

"WE HATE ALLLLL POLITICIANS!!!"

BAM!