Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Man in the Mirror

Today, I woke up and looked at myself in the mirror.

I saw a strapping young man. The sexiest man in the world today. Uh. Uh.

Then I smiled, and the world went supernova.

I am so cool.

I am beginning to wonder what the world ever did to deserve me.

I am a miracle. Of modern science. I am the ixnay to your hombre. The clitoris to every vagina. The crown jewel of humanity.

Man. I love me.