Today, I woke up and looked at myself in the mirror.
I saw a strapping young man. The sexiest man in the world today. Uh. Uh.
Then I smiled, and the world went supernova.
I am so cool.
I am beginning to wonder what the world ever did to deserve me.
I am a miracle. Of modern science. I am the ixnay to your hombre. The clitoris to every vagina. The crown jewel of humanity.
Man. I love me.
