Saturday, December 19, 2009

Random Horny Attack

I want to fuck her. I want to fuck the blue chick in Avatar. I want to go and yank her organic USB port, and lick it for the better part of an afternoon.

Seven feet tall. Blue. Runs naked in the jungle. Organic USB port. Yeah, I want to also insert my own organic USB intu her port. Yeah...

I don't want Rebecca Romijn. I don't want Mystique. I don't even want Zoe Saldana. I just want Neytiri.

Me: Interface with me, biatch!

Neytiri: Werkh!

Me: Here, kitty, kitty. You want these, huh? You want these?

Neytiri: Khwerrrr!

Me: I wanna fuck you!