Friday, December 11, 2009

Liberals can Suck Monkey Pussy

Believing in freedom of speech is like fucking a monkey. It is a very strong lifestyle choice.

Dave Chappelle joked about it.

"You can't fuck a monkey, and then decide to go out with Charlene on Thursday. That is a very distinct lifestyle choice. Something you can never turn your back on. You have removed youself from the pool of human pussy and is now exclusive to only monkey pussy," he said, more or less.

The problem with liberals who claim to be all for freedom of speech and expression is that most are only okay with freedom of speech that they agree with. If it's against them, they go and file lawsuits and scream bloody outrage. They start writing angry, strongly-worded letters. They jump up and down for their monkey pussy.

Neil Gaiman, my favourite Jew, said, "The tricky thing with freedom of speech is that you also need to defend the freedom of speech you don't agree with."

And that includes porn!