Thursday, April 3, 2008

Le Poete Maudit

They won't understand. You won't understand. No one will.

Those thoughts dominatrixed my head when I wrote Puni Puni Poonani around a year ago. The subtle (yet obvious) references to Puni Puni Poemy, an anime as well as Ali G's frequent use of the word 'poonani' (n. slang. vagina. cunt. pussy. KJ).

Neither would they get me writing Datuk Seri S Samy Vellu as Pretty Soldier Samy V as a parody to Pretty Soldier Sammy and Sailor V animes.

And it's pronounced Ah-KNEE-may, foo! Not ah-neem, not ah-neim. Bunch of fucking idiots. Retards.

And Conan the Librarian was a REAL comic...strip. But a comic book nonetheless.

And the line 'I will play you like guitar and you will sing like cucaracha' is from Sinfest, made by the greatest stripper er comic strip artist ever: Tatsuya Ishida. It means, 'I will play you like guitar and you will sing like a cockroach'.

Rimbaud and Rambo are homonyms, as well as homosexuals, foo! See? Yeah, yeah, in German is da, da. Sweet mother of Zodd.

Knights of Bukkake is from Knights of Bushido, foo! Scourge of the Swastika? Anything? What the fuck did they teach you in school?

All the intricate, layered tapestry to my writings. All the meta. All the references. Who could ever understand such genius?

Ah. I am wasted among humans. Woe is me. Boo fucking hoo.