Saturday, January 3, 2009

Scenes From a Moving Picture

So I went up to the bar and I said to the bartender, "Hit me."

She slugged me on the ear.

"Ow! Fuck! What did you do that for?"

"You told me to hit you."

"I wanted a drink."

"Then say you wanted a drink."

"I did. I said, 'hit me'."

And she punched me again.

So I slid back to the table and picked up my cards.

"So?" Said the dealer.

"Hit me."