One girl wanted me to set up Facebook for her.
"I only want my friends to see me on Facebook," she said.
"Okay, that's kind of the point," I said, smoking again.
"But I want people to see what I write about Twlight."
I shivered in the wind like the last leaf on a dying tree.
"That's... a bit unwise... but hey, it's your account. Do whatever. Go crazy."
"But I only want Twilight fans to be able to see my discussion about the books and the movies."
"Ah," I said. "That's one thing even Facebook can't do - read your mind."
Especially the female mind.
End of story? The girl DID NOT set up a Facebook account, and I didn't get pussy.
Oh well.
