The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, sheperds the weak from the valley of darkness, for he is truly is his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to destroy and poison my brothers.
And you will know my name as the LORD! - when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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