Monday, May 25, 2009

Rabble-Rouser: The One Year Campaign

It's too fucking hot inside, so I went outside.

It's too fucking boring here, so I'm gonna rouse some rabble.

Rabble!

Rabble-rabble!

Rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble!

Rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble!

C'mon! Repeat after me!

Rabble!

Rabble-rabble!

Rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble!

We're not gonna take this shit anymore!

I'm gonna work hard, get enough money to pay my debts to society - hopefully within a year - and then I'm going to swear and curse like I've never done before.

C'mon, kids! Let's pay ALL our debts to PTPTN AND MARA within ONE year and fucking swear and curse them to oblivion!

Rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble!

Rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble!

I'm starting this campaign...for myself.

Y'all are free to join or unjoin.

Let's drown the motherfucking PTPTN in five cent coins!

Rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble!

Rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble-rabble!