The Malaysian law stuff is divided into the men and women who capture criminals and the justice system that tries them.
Theme song:
Do-dowh!
Nenenet-niuuuu.
Do dowh!
Nenenet-niuuuu.
Teet-teeet-teet- tet-tetiuuuu.
Do-dowh!
Nenenet-niuuuu.
Do dowh!
Nenenet-niuuuu.
Teet-teeet-teet- tet-tetiuuuu.
So, been talking to some lawyers.
Me: So, let me reconfirm. There is no, 'Objection, your honour!' And no 'order! Order!' In Malaysian courts?
Lawyer1: No.
Me: So, I can't pull off stunts like 'I killed that man because I was in the fervour or religious belief thingy?'
Lawyer2: Not unless you want to spend some time in jail for insulting the court.
Me: So I can't like, counter-sue the Government?
Lawyer1: You can try. Don't think you have a huge chance. Why do you want to sue the Government?
Me: I don't. Just wondering if I could.
Lawyer2: It's Malaysia.
Me: I know. I understand.
...
Me: So, how are forensic practices in Malaysia?
Lawyer2: Whooooo are you? Who-who! Who-who!
Lawyer1: I'll not get fooled again! Yawww! No-noooo!
Me: Out heeeerrre in the field! I work for my meals!
...
Me: So...no?
Lawyer1: Am not saying anything.
Me: I realllly wanna know!
Lawyer2: Who-who! Who-who!
Lawyer1: Walkiiing doooown...the roaaaad...blablabla.
Me: What the fuck? Vonda Shepard? Man, you're gay.
Ah, I'm guessing this article will not mean anything to anyone who doesn't watch TV semi-religiously.
